Anime Fanon

Instructor Izanagi Kobayashi prepares for a surprise test, all students seem a bit dull, since it's 7 A.M in the morning.

Izanagi: Alright class, today we're taking a surprise test!

Student 1: Boo, we're just done with our half-term exams!

Izanagi: Class, listen, this isn't an ordinary exam, it's a battle exam, seeing if you students are battle ready and capable of preforming much tougher physical training. Why would we have a Gym anyway?

Girl 1: Because it's, Balance Academy! Duh?

Izanagi: Okay, guys, anyone up for some beating?