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Myles Standish (voiced by Colm Meaney) is a main villain of the 2013 anime buddy comedy film Free Birds and also one of the three secondary villains of the 2013 animated horror film Alvin and the Chipmunks: Tortured Souls. In Free Birds, his occupation is a hunter instead of a biker.


In the late spring of 1999, Myles, while passing through Monterrey Park with fellow bikers Denzel Crocker (Carlos Alazraqui), and Vicki (Grey DeLisle), stops at a convenience store, where he and his friends start harassing three customers named Brittany (Christina Applegate), Jeanette (Anna Faris), and Eleanor (Amy Poehler). Grabbing Jeanette and Brittany with Crocker, Myles holds both of them, while Vicki taunts Eleanor, making her ask for Jeanette's earlier thrown navy blue wallet and call her "Victoria". When Vicki eventually does give Eleanor the navy blue wallet, both Myles and Denzel let go of Brittany and Jeanette.

Shortly, after having their motorcycles damaged by Jeanette Miller (due to her clumsiness) as revenge for troubling her, Brittany, and Eleanor, Myles and his companions follow the three girls to the suburbs of Riverside, where Myles, keeping a lookout signals for his friends to come out of hiding when the coast is clear. Along with Crocker, Myles begins siphoning gas from Twilight Sparkle's purple Mazda sedan, planning on using the fuel to set fire to the haunted house. When Crocker fills up a canister of gas, Myles grabs it and heads to the haunted house, where he finds Vicki, who had earlier wandered off, happily swinging from a suspended rope and rake on the third floor of the old house for fun. Demanding Vicki to get down this instant and help him, Myles fails to notice Donald Walls (posing as Theodore Seville), grab her by the hair, take her inside to the attic, and kill her in cold blood. Going into the haunted house to look for Vicki, Myles climbs onto the third floor and goes to the attic, where he finds Vicki dead, having been pinned to an attic rafter by the throat with a sharp pitchfork.

Staring in horror at Vicki's corpse, Myles is ultimately attacked by Theodore/Donald, who stabs him to death by the stomach with another sharp pitchfork. After killing Myles in cold blood, Theodore/Donald rolls his corpse like a sushi onto the bottom floor of the old house and later hangs him upside-down from a dead tree. Myles' corpse, still hanging upside-down from the dead tree, is later found and eventually taken away by the paramedics. In the deleted scene, Twilight Sparkle (Tara Strong) found his bloody corpse tied to a chair in Princess Cadence's castle.