The Battle Begins!! Fanboy vs. Boog!! (Transcript)

[It is a nice and sunny day, and Boog was driving his car, Sandy.]
Boog: Oh, yeah! Another day, another Chimp Chomping up ahead!
[Boog parks at the Frosty Mart.]
Boog: Stay beautiful, Sandy!
Fanboy (offscreen): WATCH OUT!
[Fanboy and Chum Chum are doing a contest to see who can stay on a log the longest.]
Chum Chum: WHEE!
[The boys fall off the log, and the log runs over Boog.]
Boog: AAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Your log gave me splinters! What were you doing anyway?!

Boog: Grr... I'm going to bop you so hard...
Fanboy: We accept!
Boog: How did you know I was going to say to have a battle in your classroo- WOOOAAAHHHH!!!!!
[Boog slips and rolls.]
Fanboy: Run Chum Chum! Run like the-RAAAAA!!!!!!!! (gets rolled over by Boog.)
[They continue rolling.]
[Title card]
[They are still rolling, and then, they crash into the Frosty Mart.]
Boog: Okay. Fight: Friday Night. In the Classroom. Bring a bucket for your blood. Lenny, I'll have to leave work now because of bopping training.
Lenny: You always leave work early.
[5 days later...]
Fanboy: Wow, time went fast.
Chum Chum: I know! Are you nervous, Fanboy?
Fanboy: No. Why?
[Boog crushes a skull.]
Chum Chum: Where did he get that skull?
Michael Johnson: Alright! It's Friday Night battle! Fanboy...
Kids: YAY!
Michael Johnson: ...vs. Boog!
Kids: BOO!
[Boog punches Chris Chuggy's teeth out like dentures.]
Chris Chuggy: Woh!
Michael Johnson: Let the battle begin!
[Boog tries to bop Fanboy, but he dodges.]
Boog: Stop... dodging... my... bops!
[Boog's arm chases Fanboy around.]
Fanboy: Hey, arm! Here I am, infront of your body!
[Boog bops himself.]
Fanboy: You lost our bet, Kyle. You owe us $100.000.
Kyle: You are such idiots.
Chum Chum: You mean ninnys.
Kyle: WHATEVER!
[Kyle gives them his money.]
Fanboy: Quick, Chum Chum! To the Frosty Mart so we can have Frosty Freezy Freezes!
[Fanboy uses Chum Chum as a rocket.]
[Kyle leaves.]
Janitor Poopatine: Now, I have to clean all of this up. Man, I hate my job.