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PREVIOUSLY ON SAIKI K (warning, spoilers ahead)


it was revealed a Meteorite was about to destroy Earth, (SHOWING CLIPS OF THE LAST EPISODE OF SEASON 3) and with nothing his brother Kusuke could do except put their father in a space suit for him to sacrifice himself against the disaster, Saiki willed himself to bring the once sealed powers he had returning his Psychic powers back, and flew into the meteorite to stop it himself.


Saiki flew towards the meteor that was hurtling towards Earth, not in any particular hurry. After all, he had two full hours before it actually made impact. Two hours to save the world might seem like a large ask, but Saiki could do it easily and still have some to spare.


That's not to say that this wouldn't be a bit troublesome. After all, the entire world was focused on the meteor, and a flying teenager breaking it apart with his bare hands wouldn't exactly be inconspicuous. In addition to that, Saiki's powers were still unstable due to their only recent reemergence. Even now, Saiki's mind was being flooded with random bursts of thoughts from people all around the world, because he hadn't put his limiters back on before taking off into the atmosphere.

Saiki Kusuo: No way I can use a mass brainwash, if I made even a small mistake it could have drastic consequences.

By now, Saiki was approaching the asteroid, taking careful measures to avoid the nearby satellite. It was anticlimactically small, actually. It wouldn't take much effort to break it apart. But saw his father trying to stop the Meteorite

Saiki Kusuo: DAD!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU SHOULD BE WAITING FOR ME TO SAVE YOU ALL

Saiki Kumigoro: KUSUKE SENDED ME HERE

Saiki Kumigoro: SON I HAVE TO SACRIFICE FOR THE WORLD

Saiki Kusuo: NO ITS NOT GONNA BE LIKE THAT, AND NOT EVEN THOSE ANIMES WHERE THE PARENT SACRIFICES. DAD IM GONNA HAVE TO PUSH YOU AWAY BY MOM, IM SORRY.

Saiki Kumigoro: BUT I WANNA DIE A HERO

Saiki Kusuo: your doing that for that

Saiki Kumigoro: YEAH! ITS ALWAYS BEEN MY DREAM

(silence for a bit)

Saiki Kusuo: no, your wasting away my time TO SAVE US

(pushes saiki kumigoro back to earth)

Saiki Kumigoro: NOOOOOOOOO

(time skip to where saiki kumigoro falls a breaks the roof into saiki kuni's room)

Saiki Kumigoro: AH!

(saiki kumigoro falls onto saiki kuni)

Saiki Kuni: (SCREAMS) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-

Saiki Kuni: oh its you

(scene cuts to saiki kusuo)

Saiki Kusuo: Damn It! The Meteorite is gonna hit earth! Wait, but all i have to do is power freeze mom and dad then reverse time

(Saiki Kusuo Freezes Saiki Kuni And Saiki Kumigoro)

(Saiki Kusuo reverses time with "element_dad and element_mom")

Saiki Kusuo: Ok..right....there

(stops reversing)

Saiki Kumigoro: Wait, why did we freeze!?

(scene cuts to saiki kusuo)

With his plan in mind, Saiki picked up speed with a new burst in confidence. He was only 100 meters from the asteroid now, and getting closer.

50, 40, 30...

Saiki pulled back his arm and clenched his hand into a fist.

Saiki Kusuo: Softly now, I have to make it look natural.

20, 15, 10...

Suddenly, Saiki noticed something out of the corner of his eye resting on top of the satellite.

Saiki Kusuo: What is that?

10, 5, 4...

Saiki had made two mistakes. The first was that he failed recognized the camera lens flashing directly at him from the top of the hull, and the second was the fact that he had overestimated the control he had over his powers in that moment.

As soon as he noticed the camera, a single thought sent the entire million-dollar satellite hurtling into space, most likely never to be heard from again. But the damage had already been done.

Saiki Kusuo: Damn.

3, 2, 1...

With a solid thump, Saiki hit the meteor. Instead of breaking apart gracefully, the meteor cracked into billions of tiny pebbles and continued to fall down into the Earth's atmosphere. Admittedly, much less damagingly.

Saiki sat floating up in space, looking back at the Earth for a while, a blank expression on his face. This was going to be a pain.

About that time, the chorus of 7 billion voices came rushing back into his already overflowing mind.

Saiki Kusuo: I hope they didn't see that.

He already knew they had.

He was right.

The second he touched back down onto the planet's surface he knew something was wrong.

After going upstairs to grab his limiters, Saiki went downstairs to find his parents staring in shock at the living room TV.

Saiki Kumi: Kuu-Chan...

Saiki Kumagoro: Kusuo.

The TV behind them was flashing with photos of the meteor and a pixelated version of himself.

Saiki Kusuo: Good, at least I won't be easily recognized.

The broadcaster on screen was frantically going through her papers and reading as fast as she could. The headline underneath read "Meteor destroyed by UFO that looks to be a human."

"We are still waiting on higher quality photos, as it seems that the government has lost connection with the satellite responsible for taking these. Oh, we have just got word that the satellite has... disappeared out of thin air? Yes. We have several sources reporting that the satellite is gone completely. We can only speculate as to weather this mysterious man was the cau-"

Just like that, the screen changed to an ad for a toothpaste company. Saiki Kuniharu stared back nervously at Kusuo, holding the remote in his hand.

Saiki Kuniharu: So... did you see that amazing program on Chappie the dog? Can you believe he was able to walk again? Truly inspirational, right mama?

He said, trying to fight off the conversation he knew needed to be held.

Saiki Kumi: Kuu-chan, are you okay?

A small sigh came from Kuniharu.

Saiki Kuniharu: I'm fine. More importantly, where is that guy?

Saiki Kumi: Oh, Kusuke just left. He said the government wouldn't stop bothering him, so he stepped out. What's-

But after hearing that, Kusuo teleported direcly in front of Kusuke, startling him a bit.

Saiki Kusuo: How long until I can control my powers again?

Saiki Kusuke: Well I'm not sure, this hasn't happened before. More importantly, how are you going to cover this one up? This whole thing is really quite funny if-

Saiki got rid of any kindness that was remaining in his voice.

Saiki Kusuo: didn't ask if you thought this was funny, I asked how. long.

Saiki Kusuke: Judging by the fact that you almost have a complete range now... three days?

Saiki Kusuo: Three days is too much time.

Saiki Kusuke: Well, I wasn't the one who tried to get rid of your powers Kusuo, and there's no way that didn't have an effect.

Saiki promply walked away from Kusuke. It wasn't going to be fun, but after three days if everything went well he could brainwash the world again and everything could go right back to normal.

Saiki Kusuo: But when do things ever seem to go well for me?....

(To Be Continued...once again.....next episode coming April 20th, i know what you were thinking)


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